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[deltastrike]

Whose number is this?!!!!!!

[The question mark is because it's an interrogative sentence the exclamation marks are because it's an imperative one.]

[wolfsong]

uh this is ryan

who are you?

[deltastrike]

Don't ask me questions!!!! You are the suspicious foul character here!!!!!!!

[wolfsong]

ok well

idk what you want me to say then, because i don't know who this is.

[deltastrike]

You play me for a fool if you expect me to believe that! I doubt anyone could forget seducing and deceiving an innocent on this magnitude of depravity!

[wolfsong]

alright but. i don't recognize your username so you could be literally anyone.

if i have something to apologize for, i will. but i kind of need to know who i'm apologizing to?

[deltastrike]

[Here Theseus hits an impasse, because he has no memory of last night either, and can't name any events to hold over Ryan. His number was his only lead, but he refuses to disclose that just yet.]

Does the name "Theseus" conjure any images in your mind?

[wolfsong]

what, like, the guy with the ship? athenian king, killed the minotaur, ghosted ariadne? lol i mean yeah of course it does. i took world history in high school too.

oh man your parents didn't really name you that, did they? i'm sorry dude. :(

[deltastrike]

That IS me you imbecile!!!! [Ignore how there is no way to tell from how cagey Theseus was being about information.]

We met last night, which is how I came to be in possession of this number, and now it is time to answer for the harm you've done in my presence!

[wolfsong]

ah. i see.

[ Actual mythological figure, or just a really dedicated cosplayer? Only time will tell. In any case, Ryan isn't here to resolve anyone's delusion, so... ]

okay well, i think i'd remember meeting you, then. can you tell me more about what harm that was?

[deltastrike]

Do you recall conniving me into submitting myself under a ghastly assailant or has that gone to the aether as well???

[wolfsong]

i don't remember much of anything, i'm sorry. :( you're really going to have to just tell me straight.

[deltastrike]

What did you do to my nipples?!!!!!!!!

[wolfsong]

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ah. that's. okay so that's who you are. yeah that's a thing we did. just take them out and they'll heal over just fine.

[deltastrike]

If you expect me to take the word of a proven underhanded brigand, you have another thing coming!

[...and frankly they're sensitive enough that Theseus is worried about messing with them.]

[wolfsong]

um ok. if you don't want to trust me i can recommend you to a reputable piercing shop who can help? or just go to the hospital?

i'm sorry we got trashed and did stupid shit but idk what else you want me to do :\

[deltastrike]

I WANT you to know that next we meet I shall have prepared for you a just and righteous obliteration!!! Don't reply to this number ever again!

[wolfsong]

[ WELL. Alright then. He supposes he won't respond... what a strange dude... ]