what, like, the guy with the ship? athenian king, killed the minotaur, ghosted ariadne? lol i mean yeah of course it does. i took world history in high school too.
oh man your parents didn't really name you that, did they? i'm sorry dude. :(
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okay well, i think i'd remember meeting you, then. can you tell me more about what harm that was?
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oh man your parents didn't really name you that, did they? i'm sorry dude. :(
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We met last night, which is how I came to be in possession of this number, and now it is time to answer for the harm you've done in my presence!
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[ Actual mythological figure, or just a really dedicated cosplayer? Only time will tell. In any case, Ryan isn't here to resolve anyone's delusion, so... ]
okay well, i think i'd remember meeting you, then. can you tell me more about what harm that was?
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ah. that's. okay so that's who you are. yeah that's a thing we did. just take them out and they'll heal over just fine.
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[...and frankly they're sensitive enough that Theseus is worried about messing with them.]
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i'm sorry we got trashed and did stupid shit but idk what else you want me to do :\
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