it feels kind of weird to dump it on you since i dont know you and its 3am but equally i feel like id be frustrated as hell if someone came at me with a line like that and didnt explain it so here goes my boyfriend from back home was here and now hes not so im guessing hes now my boyfriend back home back home
my brother is here too but hes not great at this stuff and thats putting it lightly not that i need anything from him anyway what are you gonna do about it right send a convincing letter to malachite
dear malachite i know youve got mad daddy issues but for one fuckin second would you consider not being a tremendous douche xoxo dave
[ There is a lot to unpack there, that Ryan is not sure he is qualified to deal with. But never let it be said that he won't be there for a friend. They share the bond of memelordhood, after all. ]
tbh not the worst plan i've heard, strongly worded letters can work wonders.
so besides memes, is there how can i help? do you want company, or just to vent, or?
(btw hope it's ok that i changed my text, i was feeling naked)
yeah its nice kind of reminds me of a friend only yours is nowhere near as obnoxious no i dont know its nice of you to ask but i dont think i even know what i want so its hard to ask for it its just kind of nice knowing were all kind of in the same situation even if its to a greater or lesser extent for some people
will you at least let me bring you some cookies and cocoa? those things always make me feel better. no strings or anything, just comfort snacks and maybe a shoulder to lean on if you want. maybe some funny videos. i still can't believe you missed out on vine entirely. :(
it sounds good really good actually but i feel kind of weird like i wanna be alone but i never want to be alone so im not sure what to do with this i will take any videos you have on tap though
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but equally i feel like id be frustrated as hell if someone came at me with a line like that and didnt explain it
so here goes
my boyfriend from back home was here
and now hes not
so im guessing hes now my boyfriend back home back home
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and thats putting it lightly
not that i need anything from him anyway
what are you gonna do about it right
send a convincing letter to malachite
dear malachite
i know youve got mad daddy issues but for one fuckin second would you consider not being a tremendous douche
xoxo
dave
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tbh not the worst plan i've heard, strongly worded letters can work wonders.
so besides memes, is there
how can i help?
do you want company, or just to vent, or?
(btw hope it's ok that i changed my text, i was feeling naked)
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kind of reminds me of a friend only yours is nowhere near as obnoxious
no
i dont know
its nice of you to ask but i dont think i even know what i want so its hard to ask for it
its just kind of nice knowing were all kind of in the same situation
even if its to a greater or lesser extent for some people
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will you at least let me bring you some cookies and cocoa? those things always make me feel better. no strings or anything, just comfort snacks and maybe a shoulder to lean on if you want. maybe some funny videos. i still can't believe you missed out on vine entirely. :(
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really good actually
but i feel kind of weird
like i wanna be alone
but i never want to be alone so im not sure what to do with this
i will take any videos you have on tap though
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i can't force you
but be careful not to become a hermit ok?
and the offer is always on the table
i'll see what i can do but the videos don't really record as well as the pictures. i can't just transfer them directly. :(
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It is followed by a location ping.]
im free whenever
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[ And then they had cocoa and watched stupid movies until they fell asleep, the end?!?! ]